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In the cloistered, hyper-masculine world of professional hockey, two rival superstars have maintained a secret six-year affair governed by a strict set of rules: last names only, hotels only, never in public. But when the flashy, multilingual winger with a fleet of sports cars decides he wants more than stolen hours in neutral rooms, he turns to Voxit for advice on how to cook a tuna melt without burning his apartment down, and how to tell the oblivious, freckled defenseman he's been in love with for years that he wants to wake up beside him. What follows is a digital courtship told entirely through forum posts, as the two men circle each other across the internet without realizing they are both confessing to the same strangers. The disciplined, routine-obsessed defenseman makes his own post, grappling with the realization that he's gay, that he's been running from happiness his whole career, and that the man who cooked him tuna melts might have been offering him a life, not just a meal. Between hockey megathreads analyzing their "rivalry," a remarkably compassionate actress girlfriend who sees the truth before her boyfriend does, and an entire subvox rooting for two idiots who can't seem to get out of their own way, these men must learn that the scariest thing in professional sports isn't a body check at full speed; it's saying "I love you" out loud, in words, like a person. When an injury on the ice sends one of them to the hospital and the other's visible devastation breaks through every carefully constructed wall, the truth finally catches up with them. In a lakeside cabin far from the cameras, surrounded by loons that call back when you speak to them and burgers made in batches of eight because someone forgot to divide the recipe, two men who spent six years pretending they were nothing finally become everything to each other.