Pretty Face, Fierce Man

Synopsis

To marry the stunningly beautiful Regent, I deliberately announced at the palace banquet, "I like pretty boys with feminine features!" The Crown Prince, Theoden Warwick, freaked out when he heard this. He rushed to the Regent for advice in the middle of the night. The next day, rumors spread that he was planning to neuter himself. His reasoning? "If you want a pretty boy with feminine features, then shouldn't I stop looking like a man first?" he said. It felt like my great-grandmother and all my ancestors were waving at me from the heavens. I was so terrified that I dropped to my knees in front of Theoden. "Your Highness! Please, spare yourself! That's my future happiness you're about to ruin!" I pleaded.