Matthew's Counterplot

Synopsis

Even after marrying Matthew Perry for the third time, I still hadn't learned my lesson. When I saw his secretary, Lilith Mason, in our kitchen making breakfast again early in the morning, I marched over and flipped the table. Suddenly, a barrage of comments appeared in my mind. [Lilith is a total badass. With a few clever moves, she made Sandra self-sabotage and get divorced three times in a row. She's unstoppable.] [That drama queen, Sandra, is always bossing Matthew around and threatening divorce whenever she feels like it. This time, she's finally drained all his patience.] [After the fourth divorce, Sandra is still foolishly waiting for Matthew to grovel and beg her to remarry him like before. [But she has no clue that Lilith has secured her spot by having his child, and in the end, Sandra dies alone and sick in a rented room.] I was momentarily stunned. But before I could stop myself, I slapped Matthew right across the face.