The Snake Who Just Wants to Cuddle

Synopsis

I was the biggest, most venomous, and most dangerous snake in the Everwood Forest. Day in and day out, I did nothing but eat and sleep. I was wasting my snake life away. That was until I met Snowy, a cool, elegant little fox. It was love at first sight. I was completely, utterly bewitched. I disguised myself as a harmless little snake and tried to get close to Snowy. My venomous fangs, I hid them. My vertical pupils, I forced them round. My razor-sharp scales, I coated every single one in mud. That was right. I was nothing but a dumb, silly, harmless, freeloading little snake. Then, by accident, I discovered that Snowy was intersex. Snowy felt deeply ashamed of his body. But after I said, "Snowy, you have two... I also have two... We're a perfect match!" he stopped feeling ashamed. While trying to break free and flee from me, he yelled at me to get lost.