The Ex Who Came Back Too Late

Synopsis

Alex Foster was the classic old-school boyfriend. After we stopped talking for a while, I decided to buy some new intimate products to make up with him. "Alex, I bet you've never tried-" Before I could finish, he stopped me at the door. He frowned. "You dumped me back then because you thought I was boring in bed. Why come back to me now?" He stood up, sounding all self-righteous. "Put your dirty stuff away! My girlfriend's pure. You think she's as open as you?"