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I found a man hiding under my bed. His eyes were dark and dangerous, a rope clenched in his hand as he muttered threats about making me disappear for good. I stared at his unfairly handsome face, then glanced at the soul-crushing overtime notification on my phone. I gave up on the spot. I flopped down, even scooting a little closer into his arms. "Enough already," I said. "Will you feed me? As long as I don't have to socialize, I'm in." He froze. The rope slipped from his hand and hit the floor. At this moment, I had finally found my premium retirement plan.