Unmasking The Cheapskate

Synopsis

The cheapskate in class found out I was a trust fund kid and totally lost it. He got down on one knee outside the dorm, proposing with a ring made from some random grass. I shot him down cold, but he just wouldn't take a hint. He even started spreading this ridiculous "desperate romantic" story all over campus. On my birthday, he posted a hair tie with a cringe-worthy caption: [Hoping to put this on my dream girl's hair myself.] My jealous childhood friend snatched my phone, picked the cheapest designer bag from my gifts, and posted from my account: [[Thanks for the gift, babe. Love you tons!]