Turned Zombie, Became The Cure

Synopsis

Another interview, another rejection. Broke and beaten, I lay in my dingy apartment, ready to starve. Figured it was a fitting end to a loser's life. Then I woke up, and the apocalypse had struck. I was bitten by a zombie. Didn't die though—turned into one, but kept my mind. Looking at my own rotting, stinking body, I felt completely indifferent—almost amused. World was over. No more work. Never gotta worry about money for food again.