Too Ordinary? Then Why Is My Brother Your Boss?

Synopsis

I went on a blind date. He barely looked at me, just kept scrolling on his phone the whole time. When we were about to leave, he set down his coffee and said, flat and casual, "You're nice, just kind of ordinary." I smiled and nodded. I didn't bother telling him, I own the place. That night, the family group chat blew up. Someone tagged everyone. His brand-new boss, my older brother, dropped a photo of me at graduation. "Meet my sister. Just got back from Cambridge." Three seconds later, my phone started buzzing like crazy. His messages wouldn't stop.