Chapter 3

What other secrets is he hiding?

Jules: okay i should really wake him up huh?

Please do.

Do you want me to stop by to talk options?

Ethan and I can come too, we're also at the grand royale.

We will bring bagels

Ew please don't eat Glitter Bay bagels

Ryan: now is so not the time Leo

Jules: omg no please don't come.

I think Matteo will hyperventilate and die if he has to see any of you face to face right now and I for one would hate that

Jules: ugh fuck i gotta kick Damon out actually

Oh no?

Yeah now that I know you were consensually sandwiched between a movie star and a Crown cup champion, I've lost most sympathy

We're still very much in PR crisis mode

I said most!

Matteo.

Please.

It's gonna be okay

Just open the door

Jules: or at least tell me you're not drowning yourself in the bathtub

Matteo:

That is a good idea

Jules: it's gonna be okay baby

What was I thinking?

Jules: that you're a Crown cup fucking champion now and you deserve to be railed by 2 hot men?

Well, yes

I shouldn't have kissed him in public though!

You were drunk.

And you were celebrating

You're allowed to celebrate!

Oh honey are you crying?

Please let me in

I'm not crying.

I am sniffling

Jules: that's a Matteo Klein cry :(

Jules: okay tell me what your absolute worst fear is here

Grant makes me post that I had a threesome and then my grandmother sees it and has a heart attack and dies and then my mother resents me because she lost her mother and then my sisters slowly drift apart and my brother blames you for my fractured family so he flies to America to kill you

Jules: jesus christ Matteo

But what is the alternative?

Everyone thinks I cheated on you?

I would never do that :(

I know baby

And Nikolai knows!

If that helps.

He figured it out before I even told the boys

He did?

Jules: yeah!

Nikolai is very smart

Most people are stupid

Matteo: and even if they are smart, it looks like I cheated on you!

I can't decide if it would be better or worse if they included you eye fucking me in the shot

I don't know.

I'm not sure it matters

Jules: this is the reality and I'm living in it with you until we move past it

Jules: and once we move past it, you'll still be a Crown cup champion who got demolished by a model and an actor at the same time

A very hot, very sweet model

Wait is Damon okay?

Oh he's great!

This is good press for him

Hollywood is very different from hockey

Jules: yeah, pretty much

Jules: he's worried about you though!

He's a good friend

Matteo: and I'm not just saying that because he rimmed me til I cried last night

I know.

Now are you gonna come out so I can hug you and then rim you til you cry again?

I think it would happen for the wrong reasons.

My ass is very very raw

Fine I'll fuck your mouth then

My throat is also raw...

Jules: jesus we did a number on you

Worth it.

Jules: you fuck my mouth and then I'll make you some tea?

Yes okay, good plan

The Secret Society of Stick Handlers

C. Daniels:

I'll be honest boys...

I don't know if we can hashtag our way out of this one

P. Torres:

RLZ:

NHL's Gay Golden Boy Gone Wild!

P. Torres: fuuuck

P. Torres: wait Matteo?

Before I clicked that I assumed it was about Dean

Not sure Dean qualifies as a boy

Dean thinks putting brown sugar in his oatmeal is going wild

Dean:

I put jam in my oatmeal all the time

Marcus:

I'm not sure that's the defense you think it is

Damn though.

This sucks

Matteo is not a cheater.

He had a threesome

Are we supposed to be telling people that?

Why wouldn't we?

Is great news!

Some people would be embarrassed by having a threesome

Used to be a Tuesday for me

So Tuesday, threesome.

Wednesday, fuck your sworn rival.

Thursday another threesome?

Yes, basically

I think you must have 48 hours in a day

It's fine to say here, yes.

Just please don't share it publicly while I figure things out.

Thank you

Matteo!

Okay, goodbye.

Are you okay?

Matteo, call Grant when you can

Nooo come back!

Ominous even after a god tier threesome.

Gotta respect it

Callahan, you should probably tell your ex to shut the fuck up

Not sure he'd listen to me.

And I blocked him after he propositioned me

Wait what?

Damn, that article was right.

You guys are like a gay episode of Cliffside

Aren't all episodes of Cliffside gay?

Allen:

Hi.

Sorry I didn't text sooner, congratulations

Wow, I didn't expect this from you Nash, but yes, we should all congratulate Matteo!

Congrats Matteo!

Hope all your holes are so full

Ew

Oh no

I just scrolled.

I meant congratulations on the cup.

I'm so sorry.

I just texted Owen last night and forgot to message here before I went to bed

I'm sorry Matteo.

This seems like a stressful situation to be in.

Yeah maybe we need a hashtag after all!

#ThrilledWithThreesomes

Please for the love of god don't post that

#AndMatteoMakesThree

#JustATuesday

#ThreesCompany

I can't believe Cross participated

He is in a good mood after his own threesome

WHAT?

With me and the Crown Cup of course

Three's company is right, I'm leaving you for the cup

Noooo