The Neighbor Who Stole My Water-And Regretted It

Synopsis

I installed a self-service car wash at my garage for convenience. By the second month, my water meter was spinning like crazy. Security footage revealed Mrs. Wilkins stealing water every midnight, later even inviting friends to wash cars, rugs, and pet cages. When I confronted her, she threw a $20 bill at me: "Take it and stop embarrassing yourself." The HOA shrugged. The cops left, and she yelled louder. Fine. I visited a chemical supply store and upgraded the car wash with two modes: Normal mode, for me Concentrated H₂SO₄ mode, for them This time, they paid the price.