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On the weekend, I asked my girlfriend, Katie Luke, to go to the zoo with me. Out of nowhere, my cat suddenly spoke up. It said, "Bring some grapes with you. The monkeys at the zoo go crazy for grapes. There's a chest of gold buried under the fake mountain where those monkeys hang out. "If they get their paws on our grapes and get in a good mood, they'll give the gold to you. After that, you can live any life you want." We showed up at the zoo all excited, only to find that practically everyone was carrying huge bags of grapes. The lion perched atop the fake mountain, giving everyone a creepy stare, its grin stretching all the way to its ears. It growled, "I can't stand grapes. If you bring grapes into my park, you won't even leave in one piece!" It leapt right next to me and snapped the head of the person beside me clean in half.