The Bro Code: A Girl's Edition

Synopsis

Losing a round of Truth or Dare, my boyfriend is asked to reveal the color of his underwear. His best female friend answers for him, blurting out, "It's red!" She then slaps me on the shoulder, like we were all frat brothers. "Don't sweat it. We're just buddies. He sees me as one of the bros. Besides, I do all his laundry. I know all his underwear." I look at her. "Gross." "Hey, watch your mouth!" my boyfriend snaps, his expression turning ugly. "We're just friends!" His whole crew immediately jumps to his defense, muttering about how I was being petty and insecure, turning it into some kind of pathetic girl-on-girl catfight. I covered my lips with my hand, feigning a small laugh. "Relax. My male bestie washes my panties. It's such a dirty chore for a girl to handle, don't you think?" The room goes silent