Chapter 4

Lynch does order that coffee.

Black, of course, and all three of them are horrified.

"Amazing," Kent breathes out, watching Lynch drink from the cup that says

Best Employer Ever

with an owl perched on the E. It's wearing glasses and carrying a camera.

Really cute, Kent would call it his masterpiece.

"How the fuck," is Mayer's terrified comment.

"A true hero," Jayce adds, awed.

Mayer passes Lynch at least seven sugar packages over the counter, closing his eyes in a pained expression.

"Please," he says.

"I can't watch this.

Put yourself out of your misery."

Kent wishes his friends…