Straightforward Husband Vs Dramatic Male Intern

Synopsis

My husband, Cheney Carter, always kept his nose clean, but now a pretentious male intern, Evan Lane, kept trying to get his attention. On our wedding anniversary, Evan sent Cheney a voice message. "Cheney, I cut my hand cooking. It's bleeding so much, and I can't stop it." I curled up in Cheney's arms, and he texted back right in front of me: [How much?] Evan, thinking he had a shot, sent a close-up of his finger with blood beading on it. He thought Cheney would tell him to bandage it up or take him to the hospital. But Cheney replied: [That's a lot. Then cut your whole hand off before you bleed out.]