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On April Fool's Day, my ex-girlfriend Caroline called me, sobbing, saying she'd accidentally killed someone. When I got there, I saw her pale face and the puddle of "blood" on the floor. Without a second thought, I grabbed a kitchen knife and helped her finish the job. She and all her friends, whom she'd been hiding, started screaming, completely losing it. Everyone thought I was in shock. They didn't get it. I didn't think their little joke was funny enough yet.