Oops, She Posted About Me

Synopsis

I was scrolling through Reddit when I stumbled on a post in the Relationship Advice subreddit. OP: [I'm super jealous of my bestie. How can I make her miserable?] Everyone in the comments was throwing out suggestions for the original poster. Commenter: [Does she have any guys crushing on her? Find one who's hot but a total jerk, and talk her into dating him.] Commenter: [Keep borrowing small amounts so she won't feel comfortable bringing it up.] Commenter: [Deliberately break something important to her.] Just as I was thinking about how messed up people could be, I suddenly heard a startled cry. My bestie Jenny Carter burst into my room, her face pale with guilt. "I accidentally spilled Coke all over your laptop," she blurted out. "Oh my god, what do I do? You saved your presentation, right?" she asked anxiously.