My Wife Grilled the Hex-Bug King, So My Family Sold Me Out Overnight

Synopsis

My wife was live-streaming herself eating grilled bugs when she took a bite and accidentally swallowed the Grand Witch's century-old Hex-Bug King. The Grand Witch came storming to our house, demanding a person as compensation for the debt. My mother-in-law was the first to step forward. I thought she was going to protect me. "Take him, take him!" she said. "Hey, if I throw in two cartons of cigarettes, will you take him off our hands any faster?" The day I was dragged into the witch's village, the Grand Witch unleashed a venomous curse-bug to cripple me. The insect took one look at me. Then it bowed down, and collapsed.