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When I ordered takeout for my mom, I used a coupon—ten dollars off if you spent thirty-eight. She poked around her meal with a fork, flipping things over like she was searching for evidence. Then she shot me a look and said, "So this is what I'm worth now? I get one thousand five hundred a month in retirement and I'm only good enough for discounted food? Do I not count as a person to you?" I froze for a second before rushing to explain, "Mom, it's not 'discounted'. It's a platform coupon. Your steak was thirty-five after the coupon. My pasta was only twelve dollars at full price." I figured she'd get it. Instead, she suddenly grabbed the steak and hurled it straight at my face. "My son told me restaurants only discount food when it's dirty, unsafe, or about to expire. You're trying to poison me, aren't you?"