My House Turned On Me

Synopsis

I had a cat and a dog, and I always thought I was living the dream. Until one morning, I overheard voices coming from the living room. The dog said, "She won't let me poop in the house." The cat replied, "Yeah, but you should smell her when she comes out of the bathroom." "So why does she get to go inside," the dog complained, "and I have to go outside?" That devil-spawn voice—was that really coming from my sweet cat?