My Dramatic Boyfriend's Spectacle

Synopsis

While my boyfriend Ethan Miller was drunk, my cousin Sophie Lane sneaked into his room in the dark, wearing my coat and smelling just like me. Ethan poured the Bloody Mary right over Sophie's head. Her scream had us rushing over. Ethan sat on the edge of the bed, looking like he was the real victim here. "Who sprayed that sickly sweet perfume in here? It's making me want to puke." When no one was looking, Ethan flashed me a quick money-sign, like he wanted a bonus for pulling off this act. I nearly cracked up, but just gave him a nod over everyone's heads. I got myself a boyfriend. And I actually managed to keep it a secret from my family for three whole months.