I Flirted With a Yandere – Now I'm Done

Synopsis

I'm basically a hardcore introvert with social anxiety, so I posted something online. Title: [Seeking a sugar daddy to keep me captive. Serious inquiries only.] Content: [Female, 22, perfectly healthy and sane. I can take care of myself, but honestly, I'd rather not. Looking for a rich, possessive boyfriend with a bit of a crazy streak to lock me up, cut me off from the world, and feed me three meals a day.] [I'll treat your obsessive possessiveness as the ultimate retirement plan.] The post blew up. People called me nuts, some even tagged the psych ward. Then, a private message popped up. [How about me?]