I Accidentally Sent My Ex a Lingerie Package

Synopsis

My best friend secretly bought me a lace camisole, but she forgot to change the shipping address, and it landed at my ex-boyfriend's place. I was in the shower when his texts started rolling in, one after another. Ethan: [Why is your stuff being delivered to my place?] Ethan: [Wait. Lace lingerie? Are you seeing someone?] Ethan: [Guys who like this kind of thing are the worst kind of trash. Use your head.] Ethan: [Not that it's any of my business, but a word of advice. There isn't a clean man out there.] Ethan: [Dating is a huge risk these days. If you really have needs, I could take one for the team.] Ethan: [No reply means yes.] Ethan: [So you're playing hard to get?] Ethan: [You think I'm throwing myself at you for free?] Ethan: [I've got everything packed. I'll be there in twenty minutes.] I came out of the bathroom, towel my hair, and my phone showed more than twenty unread messages. Before I could open them, the doorbell rang.