How to Host a Housewarming: Keep the Cheaters on Ice

Synopsis

I came back after a business trip right before the Thanksgiving weekend, and my first stop was to inspect our newly purchased marital home. The moment I pushed the door open, a glowing stream of live-stream comments suddenly materialized in mid-air right in front of my eyes. [It's over. Of all times, why did the villainess have to come back now? The leads scramble into the freezer in panic.] [Don't even go there. That freezer is at negative eighteen. The two of them are wedged in there so tight that they'll never crawl out alive.] [The male lead might be able to tough it out, but the female lead is pregnant. They're going to freeze to death in there.] I let out a scoff of pure disbelief. They actually had the audacity to carry out an affair in my new home. Those cheaters were labeled the "leads"? Ridiculous. Since they dared to pull this stunt in my house, I directly put the whole family on a conference call. "Dinner's on me tonight. Everyone come over," I said smoothly. "And bring both sides of the family too. It's the perfect time for everyone to meet and check out the new place." The floating comments instantly went wild. [Has she lost her mind? She is gathering everyone together to serve up the leads as the main course!]