His Infertility, His Mother's Snake's Blessing Remedy

Synopsis

My husband, Mark Dawson, had a low sperm count, so his mom, Lily Dawson, caught a spotted snake and tied it right to his dick. "This is called Snake's Blessing Remedy. In three days, your wife will be pregnant with a big, healthy baby boy," she said. Seeing Mark's face twisted in agony, his eyes rolling back, I called an ambulance in my previous life. Mark survived, but the tens of thousands of dollars in emergency bills made me the thorn in Lily's side. Later, when my son drowned, she tried to save a few bucks by hanging him upside down from a tree, and he ended up being strangled alive. Lily and Mark forced me into a water tank, saying I was a curse to my husband and son, and that they needed to cleanse me of bad luck. Back in the day, when Mark got the snake treatment, I smiled and locked the door behind me. "Honey, listen to Lily. Her remedies are the most effective. Besides, hospitals are so expensive. We need to save money for your treatment so we can have a baby sooner, right?" I agreed this time.