Congratulations! Your Rules Are Now Public

Synopsis

Lucy, the new office sweetheart, just found out she was pregnant, and the very first thing she did was send me a message. She sent me her personally crafted "Pregnancy Commandments for the Office," and expected me to obey every single one. She complained that the pothos on my desk was hogging all her precious oxygen and demanded I get rid of it. She whined that my typing was way too loud and was messing with her baby's development. And she even accused me of being too pretty, saying it might tempt her husband and ruin their marriage. I couldn't help but scoff. Lucy had been gunning for me since her intern days, and now that she had gotten a bun in the oven, she really thought she was the queen around here. Without a second thought, I screenshotted her rules and dropped them right into the company group chat. I texted: [Attention everyone, the queen is pregnant. Make sure you all know the Pregnancy Commandments by heart.]