After She Insisted On Splitting Everything

Synopsis

My brother Danny married a so-called modern woman who's obsessed with splitting everything down the middle. At home, she insisted on AA for everything. Danny and my mom Claire split their meal money, utilities were divided evenly, and even when my dad Aldrich bought her a handbag, she immediately transferred the money back. Fine. As the family freeloader who lived off my parents, I was the biggest fan of AA there was. So I turned around and canceled every supplementary card in the household, including the unlimited one Geneva had been using.