After Meeting My 18‑Year‑Old Self

Synopsis

Honestly, my thirtieth year was a total disaster. I missed out on a promotion and ended up quitting my job, broke up with my hotshot CEO boyfriend just when we were about to tie the knot, and couldn't even face my family during the holidays. On the darkest day of my life, I came face-to-face with my eighteen-year-old self. I thought she'd be totally disappointed in me, but instead, she started squealing with excitement. "You're loaded! You can just buy anything you feel like!" "Oh my god, you even got to sleep with such a hot, exciting guy!" "You're such a badass! Wait, no, I'm the badass!" "Future me, are you like a winner at life or what?"